Opaque Mirror

A parody Glassdoor where, instead of employees reviewing companies, anonymous coworkers review individual candidates so companies can vet them before hiring. PredictiveHire™ AI flags Coffee Machine Liability. A behavioral radar chart plots Follow-Through against Punctuality. There is, of course, only one profile.

Live at opaquemirror.com.

I made this as a practical joke on a friend who declined an invitation to spend Easter at Dolores Park in San Francisco. The specific event was the Hunky Jesus contest, an annual drag tradition. The whole site is structured as a long-form roast of him in the form of a B2B SaaS product.

Vibecoded with Claude Code in a few hours one evening. React, TypeScript, Vite, and Tailwind, deployed as a static SPA on Cloudflare Workers. All of the joke content lives in a single TypeScript file, so adding a new bit usually means dropping in one more line.

I’m including this here because the comedy lives in how committed the polish is. The Glassdoor green, the matching typography, the trusted-by logos. The closer it looks to the real thing, the funnier the bit.